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Quick Bits Post 2011 Sept.-Dec.

QUOTE: "Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That is where the fruit is" BOOK: Zig Ziglar's Little Instruction Book LINK: Money 101 HUMOR: Tribute to Bob Hope ON TURNING 70  "You still chase women, but only downhill". ON TURNING 80  "That's the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing." ON TURNING 90  "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." ON TURNING 100  "I don't feel old. In fact I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." ON NEVER WINNING AN OSCAR  "Welcome to the Academy Awards or, as it's called at my home, 'Passover'." ON HIS SIX BROTHERS  "That's how I learned to dance. Waiting for the bathroom." ON HIS EARLY FAILURES  "I would not have had anything to eat if it wasn't for the stuff the audience threw at me." ON GOING TO HEAVEN  "I've done benefits for ALL